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McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

• I’m The String Lights In Your Room, And No, You Don’t Have Your Life Together

• HR Pulls Your Kid in for a Performance Improvement Plan On Take Your Child To Work Day

Weekly Humorist

• You’re A White Lady, Should You Call The Cops?: A Flowchart (Named a Weekly Humorist ‘Best of 2020’ article)

• The Aliens On Mars Respond To Jeff Bezos’ Inhabitance On Mars 5 Years From Now (Named a Weekly Humorist ‘Best of 2021’ article)

Points In Case

• “Go Ahead and Delete Facebook, But Good Luck Remembering When Your High School Bully’s Birthday Is” By: Mark Zuckerberg

• I’m The Screaming Baby on an Airplane—It’s a Tough Crowd Here