Daniel Stillman is a Chicago-based Senior Copywriter and humor writer.

Stillman is a Sports Headline & Features Contributor at The Onion and is a regular contributor for other satire outlets like McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, Points in Case, and Weekly Humorist. He is 2nd cousins, once removed with famous WWE wrestler, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, which convinced him that professional wrestling is real. 

Reach out at daniel.stillman95@gmail.com